Dressed to the Nines

I can assuredly say that I am not always dressed to the nines. But what are people thinking these days when they leave the house? I am not talking about these celebrities who do not wear underwear or boobs coming out of their shirt. I am talking about normal everyday people. Just this weekend I have seen two people out and about that apparently did NOT look in the mirror. So today I went with my friend Susan to eat lunch and saw this guy with a nice polo shirt on and khaki shorts...from first glance, he was fine, but then his shorts were almost as high as his boxer shorts, assuming he had them on. Now, he would be one of those people in the back of Glamour that blocks the eyes out of people and has the bad fashion statement pictures. No man should ever wear shorts that short. I don't even wear shorts in public. Then on Friday night there was this girl dressed up for her bachelorette party and well she was a very big girl (I have no room to talk) but she had on this cheap Party Dollar bachelorette tiara and the Miss America banner across her chest that said something about Bride to Be and her friends should have known better. So I hope that if I look ridiculous someone will have the guts to tell me!!!!