Bridesmaid Brunch

So thanks to my Aunt Joy and Susan (mom's bff), they threw me a yummy bridesmaid brunch. Full of grits and yummy biscuits and all kinds of goodies. However, I have never been so nervous. My stomach was not good. I even thought I might puke before I walked down the aisle. But thank goodness I did not!

Here was a picture before I walked down the aisle.

Logan and me before I thought I might puke:
The other pics can be found on my cousin's website! I forgot to take pics at the bridesmaid luncheon! :(

Let's Do It Again

Let's Do It Again.....???

ME and My Hubby (Rehearsal Dinner at West Lake):

Okay, so here is my quick rendition of the rehearsal dinner. Freddie sister gave a hilarious speech. Did you know that when he was little she put makeup on him including blue eyeshadow and lipstick and did his hair? He was her babydoll. Also his brother sent a video from Iraq! Wow, it was great. My cousin even shed a tear, who imagined?? And my mom's bestest friend Susan gave a speech on all the top 1975 songs (year I was born). One was Born to Be A Country Boy (my hubbie) and another was Let's Do It Again! HA!!! Along with many others songs she told us about. We had a great time. But don't ask my sister or Freddie's sister how they felt on Saturday. They had way too much fun or maybe they were overserved? Let's just say that I had to sleep on a bed with no sheets....ummm, a little pukie in the beddie. Thanks Amanda. I still love you! Warning: Lots of Pics!

Me, Layton (bil) and nephew drinking (just kidding.....he is pretending to be one of the many drunks!)


Freddie's sister giving her famous speech!


Freddie's nieces and me:

Me, Buddy, and Freddie:Logan, Lindsey, Whitley, Me, and Grace Ann:Amanda, Me, Nat, and Jen:

Smile, You're Married!

If you want to check out some wedding pics, check out my cuz Chris and his wife, Cady's website. (Thanks Cady we know YOU did it! ) They did a great job with some pictures. There are ALOT! :) Can't wait to print some out.

Click here!

Here is Chris, Cady, ME and MY HUSBAND! :)

Wedding Weekend, Part I

Oh What A Night...

This is probably post one out of like a hundred. I am going to start with rehearsal night. I could start with the night before (Thursday) and tell you all about my husband (that is weird to say....). But I don't think he wants me to tell everyone about how he had too much to drink and his friends dropped him by to show me how drunk he was. Let's just say we need a new kitchen table thanks to his drunken falling. Oh well it was a p.o.s. anyway!

Friday was a good day. Amanda, Bridesmaidzilla (as a certain boss of hers was calling her), and myself had massages. Oh it was nice. But it went by TOO quick. Then off for a shower and to get my hair done by Miss Leigh Leigh. It looked great. Everyone complimented me on it, except for maybe one person who called me Mary Ingles Wilder. But hey, that was funny, too. Thanks Leigh Leigh for making me look good!

This Time Next Week....

This time next week I will be married. WHOA! :)

And I have so much to do this week and have to work! YUCK! And I did have bronchitis last week and felt awful, thought that was never going to end but at least I took Friday off and my sis and I will be getting massages. Oh can't wait!

Will be sure to blog all kinds of good stuff coming up VERY VERY SOON!

Drinking Out of Penis Straws is Always Fun!

Here are the wanted pics. First all I will say my sister went to a lot of trouble getting all the "penis" paraphernalia. And then the crazy woman we thought was going to show us the Passion Toys calls and says her grandmother had a stroke. So, first I will say I hope not. Second, I say lame excuse...she must have had plans with all of her "toys" or something. But, let's just say I will host one before my honeymoon this summer (now all these people know someone who does them). All are welcome to attend! So I will just have two penis parties. Sorry ladies for the diappointment! What a bummer. But hey, we still had margaritas. Who doesn't like margaritas??? Thanks to all who showed up! :)

And well hats off to my friend Audrey. She brought me some bondage tape, some gummy handcuffs, a game called "F*ck" (yes that is how it is written on the outside of this board game), some body lick stuff, oh and well a few other items in her "goody bag" for me. And I got some cute lingerie and some thongs (thanks Leigh-Leigh).

And if you are wondering what those things on my boobies are, they are tassels my sister bought me. Fun fun. Except my boobs are way too big for those things! :)

Bachelorette PAR-TEE!!!!!!!!!

Okay,
so no idea how this is going to be tonight. Crazy probably.
All I can say is: Passion Par-tee!
Oh my!!! Hosted by my "innocent" sister!

Not sure if the pics will be suitable for my blog. But we will see.....